dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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