she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
