Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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