so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
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you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize