Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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