Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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