I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
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Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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