You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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