i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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