How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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