What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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