what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
