How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
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Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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