you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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