Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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