just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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