playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
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The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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