So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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