gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
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I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious