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• (513): View more from Ohio

  She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  Parents weekend was a success.

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...

  (804): View more from Virginia

  Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"

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  It was 11pm.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm

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• (727): View more from Florida

  One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me

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• (718): View more from New York

  I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece

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• (716): View more from New York

  she was concerned about my dick piercings.

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