Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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