OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Randomize
