VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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