I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I didn't notice because vodka
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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