i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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