Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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