The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
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He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
soo... how was my night?
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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