He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
