Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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