what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
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