Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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