Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
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that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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