you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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