Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
your penis
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
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dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
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Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize