Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
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