Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
