can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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