You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
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She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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