Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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