you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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