:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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