dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
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Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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