We're facebook friends in real life
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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