He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
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he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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