what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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