well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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