I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
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Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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