I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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