I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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