Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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