: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my sisters under your porch take her home
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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