So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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