he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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